Among the many items that I have blithely tossed with no thought for the planet:
- 5 mini red bean pikelets. I think the planet will understand that one.
- A neck pillow shaped like a demented blue cat having a laughing fit.
- My plane tickets to get here.
- 2 bottles of vile smelling moisturiser that Rachel left here. Trust me - VILE.
- 15 plastic forks. Must remember to tell Pasta Guy that I have cutlery at home.
- A hat shaped like a spider.
- A pair of shorts with Mickey Mouse embroidered on the arse. Clearly I was suffering heat stroke at time of purchase.
- 4 crosswords from the Taipei Times.
- A packet of lavender flavoured gum.
- 8 pens that don't work.
- 1 empty perfume bottle.
- A battery charger that belongs to something I don't own.
Just to liven things up, here's a picture of a frog that I confiscated from one of my students. I didn't so much care that she HAD a frog in a bottle, but she was tormenting the poor little thing by shaking the bottle. And she had the cap on. AND she'd stuffed half a boiled sweet into the bottle as food. Stupid kid.
I set it free in a fabulous puddle.
1 comment:
That is the cutest damn frog I ever did see! Good on you for setting it free, although you may have considered giving him some of the red bean pikelets...that sounds like frog food.
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