The Kids

Yeah, ok they are cute and all. But WHY would anyone want one? If you have a 3 year old, you should know that they talk when they're peeing by turning their whole body around and peeing all over the floor. And they don't wipe. And they DO wipe their noses, but only on their clothes. They think nothing of sneezing on each other's toothbrushes. And their fingers are only on the ends of their hands in order to dig around in their noses.