Evening all! It's 9:30pm in Taipei, home of Taipei 101, the world's tallest (occupied) building, it's New Year's Eve and it's the last year that the city will be putting on a fireworks display on said tall building.
I am in my pjs and seriously considering having a bath.
Yep, I'm a sad old git and I'm completely gleeful about it! Ahhhhhhh...
Anyhoo, the year in review. It started off as the usual pile of crap for me, but things got going around March when I finally decided to trade in my old life for a new and improved version. Trust me you guys - the hard part is deciding to do it, and the rest is merely budgets and checklists. It took me 5 months.
And now I live in a bat cave in Taiwan, where I am a source of constant entertainment for the locals. Don't even have to try - I am fascinating just the way I am!
Things I liked about 2007: saying goodbye to being a PA. Moving to Taiwan. Trying teaching. Feeling the call of adventure and relishing the possibilities!
Resolutions: the usual. Stop swearing so much (never gonna happen) get more exercise (meh) be nicer to my friends (love you!) appreciate my mother more (I do I do!).
Hope your lists are going well too. Happy New Year. If I don't see you this week, I really miss you.
Monday, December 31, 2007
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Ho Ho Ho
I'm between functions.
Merry Christmas gentle readers! Hope you're having a good one. So far I've stuffed myself solid with pancakes and bubbly, so not too bad of a day.
Have also talked to my Mum and Tracy, got a full update on the doings of the poodle, received 2 presents (both PREMIUM quality! Thanks Als and Sanchia) and scooped a Christmas stocking's volume of poo. Thanks to Hansel, Huasheng, Horse and Uri for providing the stuffing.
Am feeling ever so slightly homesick, but that might just be the pancakes.
Merry Christmas gentle readers! Hope you're having a good one. So far I've stuffed myself solid with pancakes and bubbly, so not too bad of a day.
Have also talked to my Mum and Tracy, got a full update on the doings of the poodle, received 2 presents (both PREMIUM quality! Thanks Als and Sanchia) and scooped a Christmas stocking's volume of poo. Thanks to Hansel, Huasheng, Horse and Uri for providing the stuffing.
Am feeling ever so slightly homesick, but that might just be the pancakes.
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Taiwan Day
Man, you try to do the right thing...
I paid some money off my credit card yesterday (or so I stupidly thought) and this morning I got a very excited and concerned call from my bank. The National Bank does not exist. How can this be, you say? It's one of New Zealand's biggest! It's been around for years! It has a website!
It's written right there on your credit card. Underneath the BIG writing that says The National Bank. Squint a bit. There you go... it says "This card remains the property of ANZ National Bank Limited". And as irrefutable PROOF that The National Bank does not exist, some guy at the Dong Hu branch of the First Bank of Taiwan can't find it in his database.
And also, my account does not exist because (wait for it) the number is too long.
After half an hour of incredulous stares at each other, while he shouted "MERGER" at me and I shouted back "SO FUCKING WHAT? IT'S CLEARLY THE SAME PLACE!" I had to fill out all the forms again using the "correct" name of my bank, and put the money in an account with an acceptably short number.
I paid some money off my credit card yesterday (or so I stupidly thought) and this morning I got a very excited and concerned call from my bank. The National Bank does not exist. How can this be, you say? It's one of New Zealand's biggest! It's been around for years! It has a website!
It's written right there on your credit card. Underneath the BIG writing that says The National Bank. Squint a bit. There you go... it says "This card remains the property of ANZ National Bank Limited". And as irrefutable PROOF that The National Bank does not exist, some guy at the Dong Hu branch of the First Bank of Taiwan can't find it in his database.
And also, my account does not exist because (wait for it) the number is too long.
After half an hour of incredulous stares at each other, while he shouted "MERGER" at me and I shouted back "SO FUCKING WHAT? IT'S CLEARLY THE SAME PLACE!" I had to fill out all the forms again using the "correct" name of my bank, and put the money in an account with an acceptably short number.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Chinese Fun
Man, this was a bumper day for posts, wasn't it?
One more...
So, it turns out my attempts at speaking Chinese are just as bad as predicted. There's this whole tonal system you see. And if you don't say each bit in exactly the right tone, the meaning changes completely. I knew this of course, but I'm really bad at remembering which to use where. It turns out that for the past 4 months, I have been telling taxi drivers that I want to go to the "end" of _____, (first tone) but accidently using fourth tone. Which means "fuck". No wonder I get such strange looks!
One more...
So, it turns out my attempts at speaking Chinese are just as bad as predicted. There's this whole tonal system you see. And if you don't say each bit in exactly the right tone, the meaning changes completely. I knew this of course, but I'm really bad at remembering which to use where. It turns out that for the past 4 months, I have been telling taxi drivers that I want to go to the "end" of _____, (first tone) but accidently using fourth tone. Which means "fuck". No wonder I get such strange looks!
Friends - a miniscule selection
As I'm sure you can imagine, I am wildly popular in Taiwan. Here's just some of the better looking people I call friends.
Annie from the States, who is also teaching here. We met on my very first day here, because she was in the same temporary accommodation. We agreed that it was more than nasty, and got the hell out of there as quickly as we could!
Kelly, my co-teacher in the preschool where I don't work any more because of the whole thing. See previous posts on this blog...
Anyway, she's awesome and I miss her and our kiddies every day. She took me shopping at the biggest night market in Taipei, and we got those weird photo sticker things made together. So very Asian! It was fun.
My co-teacher from my class of 7 year olds (they of the frequent group hugs) in the Kids Department, Morning. She usually dresses better than this, but we were at the Christmas fair! I know what you're thinking. Why is Jody doing that cheesy 2 finger thing? Well, it kind of grows on you. Like fungus. Everyone does it here in every single photo, except for when they're doing this other thing that looks exactly like the old and not very politically correct NZSL sign for Lesbian! Man, I laughed when I saw that!
Oh, and yes, her name really is Morning.
Caroline and Rachel, who both teach in the preschool. American, of course. I think Caroline is from Virginia or something. Or maybe New Hampshire? I don't listen. From some small town called Essex, anyway. And Rachel is from Nashville Tennessee. She's EXACTLY how you would imagine!
Annie from the States, who is also teaching here. We met on my very first day here, because she was in the same temporary accommodation. We agreed that it was more than nasty, and got the hell out of there as quickly as we could!
Kelly, my co-teacher in the preschool where I don't work any more because of the whole thing. See previous posts on this blog...
Anyway, she's awesome and I miss her and our kiddies every day. She took me shopping at the biggest night market in Taipei, and we got those weird photo sticker things made together. So very Asian! It was fun.
My co-teacher from my class of 7 year olds (they of the frequent group hugs) in the Kids Department, Morning. She usually dresses better than this, but we were at the Christmas fair! I know what you're thinking. Why is Jody doing that cheesy 2 finger thing? Well, it kind of grows on you. Like fungus. Everyone does it here in every single photo, except for when they're doing this other thing that looks exactly like the old and not very politically correct NZSL sign for Lesbian! Man, I laughed when I saw that!
Oh, and yes, her name really is Morning.
Caroline and Rachel, who both teach in the preschool. American, of course. I think Caroline is from Virginia or something. Or maybe New Hampshire? I don't listen. From some small town called Essex, anyway. And Rachel is from Nashville Tennessee. She's EXACTLY how you would imagine!
Kitties
So far, all 4 cats are alive... Here they are in all their glory!
This one is Huasheng. He and Hansel are in black and white because it's very slimming and it hides many flaws. Including the biggest one for these two - they are GINGAS. Oh, the shame.
His ear got hurt before Alex adopted him, and it's permanently squashed like that. I like to call it his dim sim.
Mr. Hansel "The Toe Monster" Grace-Evans. He's gorgeous and he smells nice. But he's definitely a little rat. Every day he manages to find my foot strapping tape, and he bites it so hard, it's now completely aerated. He's also chewed my Christmas present from Alex and James. Ah boo! Oh yes, and he attacks my feet at night while I'm sleeping.
This little guy is Horse. It's actually a very flattering shot, because in reality, Horse has HORRIBLE breath, googly eyes, a missing tail, a tail stump that is constantly rotating in a most unpleasant fashion, and a tendency to attack. Plus stinky farts. I love him.
No photos of Uri. He's very shy. Or possibly just upset with me for calling him Urinal.
This one is Huasheng. He and Hansel are in black and white because it's very slimming and it hides many flaws. Including the biggest one for these two - they are GINGAS. Oh, the shame.
His ear got hurt before Alex adopted him, and it's permanently squashed like that. I like to call it his dim sim.
Mr. Hansel "The Toe Monster" Grace-Evans. He's gorgeous and he smells nice. But he's definitely a little rat. Every day he manages to find my foot strapping tape, and he bites it so hard, it's now completely aerated. He's also chewed my Christmas present from Alex and James. Ah boo! Oh yes, and he attacks my feet at night while I'm sleeping.
This little guy is Horse. It's actually a very flattering shot, because in reality, Horse has HORRIBLE breath, googly eyes, a missing tail, a tail stump that is constantly rotating in a most unpleasant fashion, and a tendency to attack. Plus stinky farts. I love him.
No photos of Uri. He's very shy. Or possibly just upset with me for calling him Urinal.
Sunday, December 16, 2007
PLB
Almost forgot! I took quite a few pictures of small dogs today. Here's the Overall Winner of the Poor Little Bastards Golden Booties Trophy.
I hope you're able to make out its shaved face, with beard and side-tufts left intact for extra street cred.
PLB, I dub thee... Butch.
I hope you're able to make out its shaved face, with beard and side-tufts left intact for extra street cred.
PLB, I dub thee... Butch.
Jody's Day of Fun
Went out of the city today with Ramon and Joyce (my secret other bosses... sh...) and saw some sights. Which were very cool. But I'm so bloody tired, I can't effuse. I'll post some pics instead...
Shit I look retarded in this one! Oh well. Can't remember where I am, but it's the famous pottery "town" outside of Taipei. I, however, could have sworn we hadn't left the city. It's one continuous mess of 7-11s and freeways as far as I can tell.
We got a bucket of tofu from this place, and I swear to god it was the best thing I've ever eaten. I could have eaten it again. Twice. I took a picture because it's a very common Chinese thing but I knew I wouldn't remember the words. So now I just have to whip out Ye Olde Camera and check the characters. Tofu, you WILL be mine again!
The most famous temple in (wherever we were). It was really beautiful and the carved columns were amazing. I just about died from attempted incense homicide, so left in a hurry.
Then I drank a coconut.
And had an Orange Tea. Which had little tiny oranges floating in it. Which were green.
Shit I look retarded in this one! Oh well. Can't remember where I am, but it's the famous pottery "town" outside of Taipei. I, however, could have sworn we hadn't left the city. It's one continuous mess of 7-11s and freeways as far as I can tell.
We got a bucket of tofu from this place, and I swear to god it was the best thing I've ever eaten. I could have eaten it again. Twice. I took a picture because it's a very common Chinese thing but I knew I wouldn't remember the words. So now I just have to whip out Ye Olde Camera and check the characters. Tofu, you WILL be mine again!
The most famous temple in (wherever we were). It was really beautiful and the carved columns were amazing. I just about died from attempted incense homicide, so left in a hurry.
Then I drank a coconut.
And had an Orange Tea. Which had little tiny oranges floating in it. Which were green.
Friday, December 14, 2007
Eureka!
I can't believe it, but I actually FORGOT that I have an ipod! Juiced that baby up to maximum power, and the horror of Christmas (see previous post) melted smoothly away...
I sat there in the Teachers Room, Dave Dobbyn crooning in my ear, and felt calm. I could see my hapless co-teachers, going greyer and wrinklier. I could spot the most serene of them start to argue with the voices in his head, but I was blissfully happy.
I sat there in the Teachers Room, Dave Dobbyn crooning in my ear, and felt calm. I could see my hapless co-teachers, going greyer and wrinklier. I could spot the most serene of them start to argue with the voices in his head, but I was blissfully happy.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Fast Times in Da-an
My sojourn at the Winter Palace is going very well so far. In a Jody sort of way. ie, I accidentally pulled the door off the washing machine, it's taken me 4 days to find the powder for the dishwasher, and I've eaten a lot of cheese...
The cats are alive (I'm documenting this with photos in case of a law suit) to date, and appear to enjoy my company. This feeling is mutual. I've been singing them songs (something along the lines of "Huash and Hansel ARE so cute, doo daa... doo daa". I didn't say it was good singing!) and scooping more poo than you would think possible for 2 small winkies to produce.
Highlights of the week: today in the elevator, a very stylish 3 year old with a jaunty flower on her woolen hat and a large helium balloon attached to her wrist announced that I have "cool shoes". As translated by her mother, from the original Chinese. I said "thanks very much" back to her in Chinese, and suddenly she went very shy.
Also worth a mention: as ever, my 7 year olds. If I didn't get cuddles from them, my backbone would shrivel up and I would die.
Lowlights: Those of you who know me will remember, I am sure, my distaste for the frothy tinselly crap of Christmas. Well, NZ has nothing on Taiwan. They have fully embraced the glitter, the synthesiser bells, the vile seasonal songs by 'artists' that should have a little more pride, and the stuffed animals that belt out carols when you walk by them.
My local bakery. There's a stuffed Coca Cola-esque Santa Claus, who is maniacally singing "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..." ad nauseum. How the poor woman working in there could stand it, I don't know. I was only there for 40 seconds and I was ready to scream by the time I left.
Kojen (my school) has covered the entire building in fake snow, Christmas trees, gingham curtains, snowmen, fairy lights, pretend presents, reindeer and candy canes. But did they stop there? Nooooooooo. They are playing their only Christmas CD non-stop. It's a funky remix of the worst carols you can imagine. As interpreted by: Alvin and the Chipmunks, George Michael, and a bunch of other losers that I don't recognise. There's also a reindeer with sunglasses on playing a sax, and every time one of the shitrats squeezes its hoof, it plays "Santa Claus is coming to town". OVer and OVer.
I'm sorry to say, I had to go down there yesterday, grab the vile thing by its plush antlers, and inform the secretaries that if they didn't remove it from the children's little paws, I was going to scrape together every remaining NT in my possession, and purchase a handgun. Then I pointed at the last kids to set the thing off, and said that they would be first to die.
It got put away for a whole day.
The cats are alive (I'm documenting this with photos in case of a law suit) to date, and appear to enjoy my company. This feeling is mutual. I've been singing them songs (something along the lines of "Huash and Hansel ARE so cute, doo daa... doo daa". I didn't say it was good singing!) and scooping more poo than you would think possible for 2 small winkies to produce.
Highlights of the week: today in the elevator, a very stylish 3 year old with a jaunty flower on her woolen hat and a large helium balloon attached to her wrist announced that I have "cool shoes". As translated by her mother, from the original Chinese. I said "thanks very much" back to her in Chinese, and suddenly she went very shy.
Also worth a mention: as ever, my 7 year olds. If I didn't get cuddles from them, my backbone would shrivel up and I would die.
Lowlights: Those of you who know me will remember, I am sure, my distaste for the frothy tinselly crap of Christmas. Well, NZ has nothing on Taiwan. They have fully embraced the glitter, the synthesiser bells, the vile seasonal songs by 'artists' that should have a little more pride, and the stuffed animals that belt out carols when you walk by them.
My local bakery. There's a stuffed Coca Cola-esque Santa Claus, who is maniacally singing "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..." ad nauseum. How the poor woman working in there could stand it, I don't know. I was only there for 40 seconds and I was ready to scream by the time I left.
Kojen (my school) has covered the entire building in fake snow, Christmas trees, gingham curtains, snowmen, fairy lights, pretend presents, reindeer and candy canes. But did they stop there? Nooooooooo. They are playing their only Christmas CD non-stop. It's a funky remix of the worst carols you can imagine. As interpreted by: Alvin and the Chipmunks, George Michael, and a bunch of other losers that I don't recognise. There's also a reindeer with sunglasses on playing a sax, and every time one of the shitrats squeezes its hoof, it plays "Santa Claus is coming to town". OVer and OVer.
I'm sorry to say, I had to go down there yesterday, grab the vile thing by its plush antlers, and inform the secretaries that if they didn't remove it from the children's little paws, I was going to scrape together every remaining NT in my possession, and purchase a handgun. Then I pointed at the last kids to set the thing off, and said that they would be first to die.
It got put away for a whole day.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Fire
Was just sitting here msn-ing, and there was a funny burning smell. Sniffed all the lights (low ceilings!) but it didn't seem to be coming from Chez Moi.
Next thing I know, 2 fire engines and 2 ambulances show up! Some guy on the ground floor fell asleep while he was cooking.
However, all is well and we're not really on fire.
Hey Mum - the cheese showed up! Never in my life have I seen a flatter and smellier blue cheese. Thanks! I think, upon further reflection, it might not have been a good idea. It stinks to high heaven! It's even overtaken the burning smell. I'll stick it in the fridge for the night and see if it perks up any...
Next thing I know, 2 fire engines and 2 ambulances show up! Some guy on the ground floor fell asleep while he was cooking.
However, all is well and we're not really on fire.
Hey Mum - the cheese showed up! Never in my life have I seen a flatter and smellier blue cheese. Thanks! I think, upon further reflection, it might not have been a good idea. It stinks to high heaven! It's even overtaken the burning smell. I'll stick it in the fridge for the night and see if it perks up any...
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Winter Residence
Went to see Alex and David tonight - I'm house-sitting for them for a month or so from next week. Not really crazy about the commute out to Nei Hu, but very much looking forward to having 2 beautiful cats to keep me company! Huasheng and Hansel - prepare yourselves for the snuggling...
Taiwan Observations:
They're always doing really funny exercises in the parks. Like, walking backwards. Or doing John Travolta-esque dance moves. The other day I was waiting for the MRT, and a woman walked straight into me because she was walking backwards and she didn't see me!
The kids eat some pretty weird snacks. They're always trying to share things with me like strips of seaweed.
Lots of people seem to burp a lot, and they're a great nation for nose picking. Nobody seems to notice except the foreigners.
They really and honestly truly are completely INSANE on the roads. But somehow it works, so who am I to comment?
They're much politer about cellphone usage than at home. If they're in public they'll cover their mouths with a hand while they talk, and they're hardly ever loud.
Things like road-works seem to happen a lot faster than good old NZ. No ubiquitous man with a shovel standing by the road here. You'll pass a concrete truck and some gravel in the morning, and by afternoon it's a lovely paved road.
Construction workers are from the Good Old Days - in other words, they stare and point and yell at girls who walk past...
Well, guess that's about it for now. It's kind of late and I should go to bed. God I'm useless! I honestly slept for 15 hours last night/this morning/this afternoon. I feel better than I have in a month, but I'm tired again. You suck Jody, you old fart.
Taiwan Observations:
They're always doing really funny exercises in the parks. Like, walking backwards. Or doing John Travolta-esque dance moves. The other day I was waiting for the MRT, and a woman walked straight into me because she was walking backwards and she didn't see me!
The kids eat some pretty weird snacks. They're always trying to share things with me like strips of seaweed.
Lots of people seem to burp a lot, and they're a great nation for nose picking. Nobody seems to notice except the foreigners.
They really and honestly truly are completely INSANE on the roads. But somehow it works, so who am I to comment?
They're much politer about cellphone usage than at home. If they're in public they'll cover their mouths with a hand while they talk, and they're hardly ever loud.
Things like road-works seem to happen a lot faster than good old NZ. No ubiquitous man with a shovel standing by the road here. You'll pass a concrete truck and some gravel in the morning, and by afternoon it's a lovely paved road.
Construction workers are from the Good Old Days - in other words, they stare and point and yell at girls who walk past...
Well, guess that's about it for now. It's kind of late and I should go to bed. God I'm useless! I honestly slept for 15 hours last night/this morning/this afternoon. I feel better than I have in a month, but I'm tired again. You suck Jody, you old fart.
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Sunday Lazy Sunday
I tell you, when you only have 1 day off a week, you relish it even when you were out till 3am. I've been up and off to the traditional market in Dong Hu, I've bought clothes, I've mucked around far too much on Facebook. Good times! This will be a random pics post.
Thusly.
Do you think that's an imperative, or an alarming noun?
Dong Hu market. You can't really see, but at least 5 locals are attempting to assassinate me with their scooters.
I don't think this is very nice! Those poor chickens, sitting in there with chopped up relatives over their heads. I didn't buy any (what a surprise).
Thusly.
Do you think that's an imperative, or an alarming noun?
Dong Hu market. You can't really see, but at least 5 locals are attempting to assassinate me with their scooters.
I don't think this is very nice! Those poor chickens, sitting in there with chopped up relatives over their heads. I didn't buy any (what a surprise).
Saturday, December 1, 2007
Antics
Let me ask you this. If you were an ant, would you choose to live INSIDE my kettle?
grrrrrrrr... (fist shake)
grrrrrrrr... (fist shake)
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
A Spot of Concern
Got up this morning and sat down to play on my computer, when I noticed that my vision seemed to be swirling at the edges with random dots that I couldn't quite focus on but were alarmingly mobile.
Thought to myself "feck! I'm having migraine visions!"
Then I realised there was an ant running across my glasses...
Thought to myself "feck! I'm having migraine visions!"
Then I realised there was an ant running across my glasses...
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Market Shopping
I've finally been to the traditional Chinese market near my house! It wasn't that far, but it's just one of those situations where if you don't even know what you're looking for, you just can't see it no matter how hard you try. Teresa took me - I highly recommend making friends with the locals the nanosecond you arrive in a foreign country.
Anyway, it was awesome! All sorts of fresh vegetables, in delicious contrast to what you can buy in the supermarkets, (without exception, everything is shrink-wrapped in plastic, and often rotten.) all kinds of weird Chinese treats (more of that pesky red bean stuff! I'm not a fan.) and the occasional stall selling live chickens. I wasn't that keen on those stalls- especially as the chickens were huddled in filthy cages with chopping boards on top of them displaying freshly butchered chicken chunks. So I took a picture of a big bag of mushrooms instead. Here 'tis.
Yeah, they thought I was nuts but I don't care. I'm western - I'm supposed to be nuts.
I bought a snack - spicy fried rice served in a plastic bag (!) but I didn't even think it was that strange, after I saw a guy selling fresh coconut milk. He got out this huge cleaver thing, swiped the top off the coconut, and poured the milk into a plastic bag. One quick bag tie and a straw, and you're ready to go. I wonder if those bags are ultimately better for the environment than a wax lined cup?
After I purchased my modest groceries (2 potatoes 1 ear of corn and 1 bunch of asparagus) we walked back through Dong Hu. Teresa showed me where to buy bread without sugar in it (Chinese people don't really do bread like we do - it's mostly more of a dessert.) and then I went to one of the billions of shops that sell nothing but beauty and hygiene products. Where I saw these...
Awesome. And you thought there were no stonker donkers in Asia!
Anyway, it was awesome! All sorts of fresh vegetables, in delicious contrast to what you can buy in the supermarkets, (without exception, everything is shrink-wrapped in plastic, and often rotten.) all kinds of weird Chinese treats (more of that pesky red bean stuff! I'm not a fan.) and the occasional stall selling live chickens. I wasn't that keen on those stalls- especially as the chickens were huddled in filthy cages with chopping boards on top of them displaying freshly butchered chicken chunks. So I took a picture of a big bag of mushrooms instead. Here 'tis.
Yeah, they thought I was nuts but I don't care. I'm western - I'm supposed to be nuts.
I bought a snack - spicy fried rice served in a plastic bag (!) but I didn't even think it was that strange, after I saw a guy selling fresh coconut milk. He got out this huge cleaver thing, swiped the top off the coconut, and poured the milk into a plastic bag. One quick bag tie and a straw, and you're ready to go. I wonder if those bags are ultimately better for the environment than a wax lined cup?
After I purchased my modest groceries (2 potatoes 1 ear of corn and 1 bunch of asparagus) we walked back through Dong Hu. Teresa showed me where to buy bread without sugar in it (Chinese people don't really do bread like we do - it's mostly more of a dessert.) and then I went to one of the billions of shops that sell nothing but beauty and hygiene products. Where I saw these...
Awesome. And you thought there were no stonker donkers in Asia!
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Enough is Enough
Man, this cold is persistent! I've had it for almost 3 weeks and I'm sooooo over it. I've managed to develop a sinus infection too.
So, I was sitting there thinking "I hate doctors - I'm not going and nobody can make me" and then I heard a little voice say "But Jody, you tore strips off Kosal when SHE had a sinus infection, and you made her go to the doctor"... And then another little voice said "ooooo, but Taiwan will let you buy antibiotics over the counter without a prescription"... And still another voice chimed in "They'll only give you 3 days worth, so you'll have to go back". And then I heard that teeny tiny but belligerent voice that I inherited from Dad. And IT said "I'll bet you can get what you want if you couch things in just the right way"...
So I marched into my local pharmacy, found the guy who speaks English and said "NOW LOOK. I'VE BEEN IN HERE THREE TIMES AND I'M STILL SICK. I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR CRAP FROM THE FRONT OF THE SHOP - I WANT SOMETHING I CAN MAKE ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES WITH. IF IT DOESN'T SAY PSEUDO-EPHEDRINE THERE IS GOING TO BE TROUBLE MISTER. AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT I WANT ANTIBIOTICS. ("Okay, you can have 3 days worth.") NO, GIVE ME 7 DAYS. NOWWWWWW!"
I walked out packing a week's worth of nose candy. Die cold, die!
Don't feel too bad for that guy - he's made a fortune out of me the last month, peddling his little cough lollies.
So, I was sitting there thinking "I hate doctors - I'm not going and nobody can make me" and then I heard a little voice say "But Jody, you tore strips off Kosal when SHE had a sinus infection, and you made her go to the doctor"... And then another little voice said "ooooo, but Taiwan will let you buy antibiotics over the counter without a prescription"... And still another voice chimed in "They'll only give you 3 days worth, so you'll have to go back". And then I heard that teeny tiny but belligerent voice that I inherited from Dad. And IT said "I'll bet you can get what you want if you couch things in just the right way"...
So I marched into my local pharmacy, found the guy who speaks English and said "NOW LOOK. I'VE BEEN IN HERE THREE TIMES AND I'M STILL SICK. I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR CRAP FROM THE FRONT OF THE SHOP - I WANT SOMETHING I CAN MAKE ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES WITH. IF IT DOESN'T SAY PSEUDO-EPHEDRINE THERE IS GOING TO BE TROUBLE MISTER. AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT I WANT ANTIBIOTICS. ("Okay, you can have 3 days worth.") NO, GIVE ME 7 DAYS. NOWWWWWW!"
I walked out packing a week's worth of nose candy. Die cold, die!
Don't feel too bad for that guy - he's made a fortune out of me the last month, peddling his little cough lollies.
Monday, November 19, 2007
A Small Segue
As delighted as I am with my mashed potato success, I must also devote at least one post to my class of 7 year olds.
So, I'm walking down the corridor during the break, back to my slightly older kids class. Feeling grouchy, feeling sick (and sick of being sick), maybe curling my lip just a bit and growling under my breath.
My 7 year olds catch sight of me, collectively squeal "Teacher Jody"!!!! race towards me, push me flat against the wall and give me a group hug.
Why in God's good name would ANYONE want to work in administration when this could be the alternative?
So, I'm walking down the corridor during the break, back to my slightly older kids class. Feeling grouchy, feeling sick (and sick of being sick), maybe curling my lip just a bit and growling under my breath.
My 7 year olds catch sight of me, collectively squeal "Teacher Jody"!!!! race towards me, push me flat against the wall and give me a group hug.
Why in God's good name would ANYONE want to work in administration when this could be the alternative?
A Luttle Taste of Nuw Ziland
Which is apparently how I speak. Hmph.
I had MASHED POTATOES for tea. Ohhhhhh yeah... God it was good. And I did it all with my one sharp knife, one pot, and a healthy dose of sheer bloodymindedness.
You know, I fully and enthusiastically support tofu. But sometimes, I just don't want to see the stuff.
I had MASHED POTATOES for tea. Ohhhhhh yeah... God it was good. And I did it all with my one sharp knife, one pot, and a healthy dose of sheer bloodymindedness.
You know, I fully and enthusiastically support tofu. But sometimes, I just don't want to see the stuff.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Amendment
You know how I said it's 1996 in Taiwan? My bad. It's 96. Apparently quite a few people count the years from the year they officially decided to tell China to bugger off, and that they could run things quite well on their own thanks.
You tell 'em Taiwan.
In other news, I am bitterly regretting the decision to add a spring onion and taro omelette to my lunch box from the buffet place today. Curse you, deceptively greasy eggs of doom!
You tell 'em Taiwan.
In other news, I am bitterly regretting the decision to add a spring onion and taro omelette to my lunch box from the buffet place today. Curse you, deceptively greasy eggs of doom!
Monday, November 12, 2007
Doings
Went to a karaoke party on Saturday - I didn't actually sing because I'm sick, but it was still pretty fun! They take this stuff very seriously here. HUGE buildings, 4 or 5 stories high, with really flash staircases and everything. It looked more like a hotel than a KTV joint. There are staff members everywhere, in nice uniforms, saying welcome welcome welcome in Mandarin and serving drinks on trays. There are only private rooms, and you can order pretty much anything you want while you're in there. Anyway, it was pretty cool.
I've been eating a lot of tofu and steamed buns (thanks Teresa!) and I feel much better. That and the approximately 18 hours sleep I had over the course of Sunday has really helped.
I've been practicing my pen twirling (just to be super-cool) and although I still suck there is a definite improvement.
A small flickering weakish flame of understanding has started to penetrate the darkness that is my brain for work. Sometimes, I'm not completely stuck and staring at my page for 45 minutes.
I bought a new diary for 2008 and it's sooooo beautiful. It's just a boring one by Taiwan standards, but the pages are kind of yellowy instead of white, and there's Chinese all over it, and there's month planning pages.... (aaahhhh, stationery sigh)
I made friends with a small dog. Here it is. I know it looks like it's either going to go for my throat or pee on the couch, but honestly, it really liked me! I have the licked neck to prove it.
I've been eating a lot of tofu and steamed buns (thanks Teresa!) and I feel much better. That and the approximately 18 hours sleep I had over the course of Sunday has really helped.
I've been practicing my pen twirling (just to be super-cool) and although I still suck there is a definite improvement.
A small flickering weakish flame of understanding has started to penetrate the darkness that is my brain for work. Sometimes, I'm not completely stuck and staring at my page for 45 minutes.
I bought a new diary for 2008 and it's sooooo beautiful. It's just a boring one by Taiwan standards, but the pages are kind of yellowy instead of white, and there's Chinese all over it, and there's month planning pages.... (aaahhhh, stationery sigh)
I made friends with a small dog. Here it is. I know it looks like it's either going to go for my throat or pee on the couch, but honestly, it really liked me! I have the licked neck to prove it.
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Sunday
Bet you didn't think it was possible to have 3 naps in one day. Well, I've managed it! And it's only 4pm. Might squeeze in another before bedtime.
Teresa
I've got the most awesome student/friend ever. Her name is Teresa, and technically I help her with her (already very good) English. She came over yesterday to find me, yet again, a snotty gluggy mess surrounded by balled up tissues and huddled in one corner of my couch. We had our class, and afterwards I went off to Kojen to have my Saturday class and mark homework books.
3 hours later, she shows up on my doorstep again, armed with hot rice, tofu, seaweed bows (they're really nice), steamed buns, soya milk with no preservatives in it, a huge bag of oranges, 2 kiwifruit in case I felt homesick, an extra blanket for my bed (because I told her I've been cold the last few nights), corn soup, a set of bowls and drinking cups, and a small saucepan to cook rice in!
How completely insanely amazing is that? I feel very lucky.
3 hours later, she shows up on my doorstep again, armed with hot rice, tofu, seaweed bows (they're really nice), steamed buns, soya milk with no preservatives in it, a huge bag of oranges, 2 kiwifruit in case I felt homesick, an extra blanket for my bed (because I told her I've been cold the last few nights), corn soup, a set of bowls and drinking cups, and a small saucepan to cook rice in!
How completely insanely amazing is that? I feel very lucky.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
It's None of Your Damn Business
Having a few issues this week with the very Taiwanese trait of being FUCKING nosy. They gossip like you would not believe, make huge deals out of very little actual information, and in general drive me nuts.
In short: I hurt my back (as usual. no biggie) and had to go to the doctor. ONE student told their parents that Teacher Jody had to sit down in class today because her back hurts. That wanker parent rang the bloody school, and had the TEMERITY to question my ability to teach, if I have to sit down!!!!!!
Where do I even start?
But what did the school do? Tell this twit to piss off? Point out that acrobatics does not enhance English language instruction? Remind them that my physical ups and downs are none of their business?
Noooooooo....
They promptly typed up an open letter to all the parents of all the kids in all of my classes, explaining that I have a bad back, and that occasionally I might need to sit down in class! Then they glued this little masterpiece into all of the kids' report books.
I'm so fucking furious I can't even begin to tell you.
In short: I hurt my back (as usual. no biggie) and had to go to the doctor. ONE student told their parents that Teacher Jody had to sit down in class today because her back hurts. That wanker parent rang the bloody school, and had the TEMERITY to question my ability to teach, if I have to sit down!!!!!!
Where do I even start?
But what did the school do? Tell this twit to piss off? Point out that acrobatics does not enhance English language instruction? Remind them that my physical ups and downs are none of their business?
Noooooooo....
They promptly typed up an open letter to all the parents of all the kids in all of my classes, explaining that I have a bad back, and that occasionally I might need to sit down in class! Then they glued this little masterpiece into all of the kids' report books.
I'm so fucking furious I can't even begin to tell you.
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Drivel
For some reason, I just can't think of what to write about today. And I actually spent hours and hours out there in the world, learning new things and having fun. I even bought new ears!! I went to a totally vegetarian restaurant with lots of weird fake meat things, I went to a night market I haven't seen before, I drank milk fresh out of a coconut...
Guess I should really just give it up and go to bed.
Hey - a bit of a coup! Teresa bought me these awesome coffee sachets where you rip open the bag and hang it over the edge of your cup, then pour the hot water through the coffee. Tastes much more like a nice plunger coffee than the freeze-dried camel crap I've been drinking. She also bought me two gooey face masks (because it's "winter" in Taiwan, and apparently I will get a very dry face) both of which are whitening. Yep, they're completely OBSESSED with being as white as possible here, and they bleach their faces.
Jessie and Cheree - does this remind you of anything????????
Guess I should really just give it up and go to bed.
Hey - a bit of a coup! Teresa bought me these awesome coffee sachets where you rip open the bag and hang it over the edge of your cup, then pour the hot water through the coffee. Tastes much more like a nice plunger coffee than the freeze-dried camel crap I've been drinking. She also bought me two gooey face masks (because it's "winter" in Taiwan, and apparently I will get a very dry face) both of which are whitening. Yep, they're completely OBSESSED with being as white as possible here, and they bleach their faces.
Jessie and Cheree - does this remind you of anything????????
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Halloween
Despite being laid up on my bed of pain, the powerful urges of peer pressure forced me out yesterday, to hunt for a Halloween costume for school. I travelled an HOUR to the Taipei Main Station, and then mosey-ed around it for about 1/2 an hour, trying to find all the shops that sell holiday themed crippity crap. (Taiwan is one of those places where you have to go to specific places to buy random stuff. Like, having 3 or 4 square blocks of practically nothing but Halloween costumes, Christmas decorations and (for some reason) plastic buckets. Maybe for all the puking you will do when you see all the cutesy ornaments.)
Finally found it, and in desperation, purchased a hat shaped like a spider. With vague thoughts of Miss Muffet in my head, I wandered off. And promptly turned a corner to end up in Taipei's "nothing but luggage" district. It was pretty fun, and eventually I found a shop that sold nothing but hair accessories and bought some AWESOME clips with little red devil ears on them. Or, that's what I think they are anyway. They kind of look like Shrek ears I guess.
Was most pleased!!!
Schlepped home, unpacked purchases, and... DOOOOOOM! One of my ears had disappeared! I was so bloody gutted. Look how gutted I obviously am!
Finally found it, and in desperation, purchased a hat shaped like a spider. With vague thoughts of Miss Muffet in my head, I wandered off. And promptly turned a corner to end up in Taipei's "nothing but luggage" district. It was pretty fun, and eventually I found a shop that sold nothing but hair accessories and bought some AWESOME clips with little red devil ears on them. Or, that's what I think they are anyway. They kind of look like Shrek ears I guess.
Was most pleased!!!
Schlepped home, unpacked purchases, and... DOOOOOOM! One of my ears had disappeared! I was so bloody gutted. Look how gutted I obviously am!
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Ho Hum
So, here I am in my bat cave... Not allowed out. Thank goodness for the internet! I would be suicidal by now, and it's not even midday. I'm going to try and think of odd Taiwan things to tell you.
1. In every restaurant I have been to so far, they seem to be physically incapable of bringing out everyone's orders at the same time. Or even within 5 minutes of each other.
2. The cheesecake and pizza here is insanely and consistently good.
3. On the weekend, Annie and I found this shop that sells really high quality wigs. They cost a lot of course, but I am SO getting one before I leave! They're probably made out of the hair of Chinese prisoners or something.
4. You can pay your bills at the 7-11.
1. In every restaurant I have been to so far, they seem to be physically incapable of bringing out everyone's orders at the same time. Or even within 5 minutes of each other.
2. The cheesecake and pizza here is insanely and consistently good.
3. On the weekend, Annie and I found this shop that sells really high quality wigs. They cost a lot of course, but I am SO getting one before I leave! They're probably made out of the hair of Chinese prisoners or something.
4. You can pay your bills at the 7-11.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Uber Ah Boo
I was under the distinct impression that life was already a shit sandwich. And then this morning, while drying my hair and congratulating my immune system on a sterling effort fighting off this cold, I put my back out.
I shuffled around all day, high on ibuprofen and bent sideways at a funny angle, but eventually it got worse and I disgraced myself by crying and lying on the floor in the teachers room with my head on a dictionary.
Next thing I know, every Chinese teacher in the joint knows about it (I tell you, NOBODY gossips quicker than they do) and they've jointly decided that they should call Sara (my preschool director, but I don't actually work for her anymore) because I'm her special teacher and that I should go see a doctor. You know how much I hate doctors!
They frogmarched me into a taxi and took me to this completely bizarre place. Full of mostly dead old people with towels on their necks, and prone bodies hooked up to machines for 'treatment'.... I was scared! The whole place was really dirty and looked like a building site - I swear I did actually see a jar of screws!
They gave me an x-ray, even though I told them it wasn't bone related. Didn't bother with the whole taking clothes off gambit - just straight on the slab. So my x-ray came out, much to my chagrin, with my bra underwires clearly visible!!!!
Then the doctor informed me that I have scoliosis (yeah, I know) and also back pain (really?). He then hooked me up to a machine and left me there to be mildly electrocuted for 15 minutes. Then finally, I got what I really needed - a bunch of drugs.
I left several hours later, dazed and confused but packing codeine.
And it turns out that even if the place was a bit of a dump, health care in Taiwan is ridiculously cheap! Cheaper than just going to the chemist and buying panadol. It was around $7 for my first visit, and subsequent visits (if I am that brave) will be about $2 or $3. And the drugs were $2 as well! Huzzah!
I shuffled around all day, high on ibuprofen and bent sideways at a funny angle, but eventually it got worse and I disgraced myself by crying and lying on the floor in the teachers room with my head on a dictionary.
Next thing I know, every Chinese teacher in the joint knows about it (I tell you, NOBODY gossips quicker than they do) and they've jointly decided that they should call Sara (my preschool director, but I don't actually work for her anymore) because I'm her special teacher and that I should go see a doctor. You know how much I hate doctors!
They frogmarched me into a taxi and took me to this completely bizarre place. Full of mostly dead old people with towels on their necks, and prone bodies hooked up to machines for 'treatment'.... I was scared! The whole place was really dirty and looked like a building site - I swear I did actually see a jar of screws!
They gave me an x-ray, even though I told them it wasn't bone related. Didn't bother with the whole taking clothes off gambit - just straight on the slab. So my x-ray came out, much to my chagrin, with my bra underwires clearly visible!!!!
Then the doctor informed me that I have scoliosis (yeah, I know) and also back pain (really?). He then hooked me up to a machine and left me there to be mildly electrocuted for 15 minutes. Then finally, I got what I really needed - a bunch of drugs.
I left several hours later, dazed and confused but packing codeine.
And it turns out that even if the place was a bit of a dump, health care in Taiwan is ridiculously cheap! Cheaper than just going to the chemist and buying panadol. It was around $7 for my first visit, and subsequent visits (if I am that brave) will be about $2 or $3. And the drugs were $2 as well! Huzzah!
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Decorating
Here's a picture of the plants I bought. Aren't they cool? They do brighten the place up a bit.
Friday, October 26, 2007
Wail!
I feel whiny. Somebody should be here to take care of me, and make me drink juice. Where is my sister to make me soup? Why is there no cat to keep me warm and immobile? Where is my comfy government job with unlimited sick leave?
I had to haul my sorry and drugged up arse to school today, and teach for 4 and a half hours. It was horrible. I almost fell over twice, because my sinuses are so full they ache and it's affecting my balance. And my teeth ache too. They feel like I've been gritting them.
And I'm supposed to be at a party but I am such a total horror that I can't go. So here I sit, at home on a Friday night, in my PJs at 8:30pm and totally ready to go to bed.
I had to haul my sorry and drugged up arse to school today, and teach for 4 and a half hours. It was horrible. I almost fell over twice, because my sinuses are so full they ache and it's affecting my balance. And my teeth ache too. They feel like I've been gritting them.
And I'm supposed to be at a party but I am such a total horror that I can't go. So here I sit, at home on a Friday night, in my PJs at 8:30pm and totally ready to go to bed.
Oliver
This is Alex and David's wee sprog Oliver, enjoying his first cuddle with his slightly grumpy Aunty Jody! Isn't he great? If you guys know David, you will immediately see that Oliver looks exactly like him only smaller, pinker and balder.
Technology - Ain't It Grand?
Greetings all - I finally got net access at home!! Suffice to say, Telecom is a bitch all over the planet. Why the hell are they so hopeless? Anyway, who cares. I have internet.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Struck Down in My Prime
I've been afflicted with the Asian flu. Well - I assume it's Asian. I can't possibly be to blame for it.
Nothing much to report. I bought two weird plants to cheer up my bat cave, and they're doing well. Thirsty little buggers though.
Nothing much to report. I bought two weird plants to cheer up my bat cave, and they're doing well. Thirsty little buggers though.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Stuff Wot I Are Doing
Here's a pretty typical day in Taiwan...
6:30am - woken up by incessant construction noise.
6:35am - squashes pillow over head in attempt to block out the above.
7:30am - woken up by woman on megaphone, yelling at kids at the high school across the road. Mostly it's in Chinese but occasionally she shouts "L-O-V-E, L-O-V-E, LOVE LOVE I LOVE YOU!"
7:30-7:45 - curses existence of teachers, megaphones, high schools, and location of apartment.
10am - gets up.
11:30am - wanders off to school.
11:30 - 1:30pm - stares dumbly at "lesson plan", aware of irony in the name. Am usually convinced I am teaching them nothing, and certainly have NO plan. Am eventually rescused by kindly Chinese Teacher, all of whom I suspect think I am retarded.
1:30 - 4pm - the lesser known Chinese torture technique. Insanity and death by 7-year olds. Emerge older, greyer, deafer, and covered in grime. Why grime??? Well, despite all attempts to ward them off, kids perversely adore me. Sticky fingers all over me, hands on my leg while I mark their work, gifts bestowed...
4 - late-ish - sit in Teachers Room, attempting to plan next day's events. Eventually convince myself my time would be better spent eating noodles and watching TV on my laptop. Drag carcass home.
late-ish - bed time - Eating noodles and watching TV on my laptop.
Bed time - lies in bed listening to neighbours. One sings in the shower, one right next door can be heard pissing in the toilet. Another is a firm believer that phlegm belongs out of the body at all costs. Attempt to sleep, but can already hear woman with megaphone...
Fun stuff! The weekends are slightly different, I swear.
6:30am - woken up by incessant construction noise.
6:35am - squashes pillow over head in attempt to block out the above.
7:30am - woken up by woman on megaphone, yelling at kids at the high school across the road. Mostly it's in Chinese but occasionally she shouts "L-O-V-E, L-O-V-E, LOVE LOVE I LOVE YOU!"
7:30-7:45 - curses existence of teachers, megaphones, high schools, and location of apartment.
10am - gets up.
11:30am - wanders off to school.
11:30 - 1:30pm - stares dumbly at "lesson plan", aware of irony in the name. Am usually convinced I am teaching them nothing, and certainly have NO plan. Am eventually rescused by kindly Chinese Teacher, all of whom I suspect think I am retarded.
1:30 - 4pm - the lesser known Chinese torture technique. Insanity and death by 7-year olds. Emerge older, greyer, deafer, and covered in grime. Why grime??? Well, despite all attempts to ward them off, kids perversely adore me. Sticky fingers all over me, hands on my leg while I mark their work, gifts bestowed...
4 - late-ish - sit in Teachers Room, attempting to plan next day's events. Eventually convince myself my time would be better spent eating noodles and watching TV on my laptop. Drag carcass home.
late-ish - bed time - Eating noodles and watching TV on my laptop.
Bed time - lies in bed listening to neighbours. One sings in the shower, one right next door can be heard pissing in the toilet. Another is a firm believer that phlegm belongs out of the body at all costs. Attempt to sleep, but can already hear woman with megaphone...
Fun stuff! The weekends are slightly different, I swear.
Monday, October 22, 2007
Fist Shake for America
Damn Americans and their bully-tactic cultural imperatives! Or something like that. Taiwan is gripped by Halloween fever. And since I teach the retarded - whoops, I mean CHILDREN... I have to bloody well dress up in some stupid costume, and take the little basta... whoops, I mean darlings (my spelling is atrocious today!) around other classrooms to beg for highly processed sugar infested treats.
What an inspired idea. Let's pump them full of MSG, saturated fat, complex sugars and food colouring. Then let's try to teach them English.
What an inspired idea. Let's pump them full of MSG, saturated fat, complex sugars and food colouring. Then let's try to teach them English.
3 Tigers and Some Weevils
So, you probably remember how much I love spaghetti puttanesca. I think I ate it about once a week at the very least in NZ! I've been having withdrawal symptoms, so I bought all the ingredients and settled in for the evening for a saucy treat. Which took some skills, as I only own 1 saucepan.
Anyway, all was well until I opened the pasta and dozens of nasty weevils ran out! I assume they're weevils - but they honestly looked more like fleas only with longer legs. EW YUCK. For about 10 seconds, the Evil Jody in my head was very persuasive... "Oh well, they'll die in the hot water. You can still eat it, you can you can..." But then Good Jody managed to wrestle the microphone away from her, and firmly declared it to be a bad and possibly deranged idea.
So I just had sauce for dinner. Ah boo.
Anyway, all was well until I opened the pasta and dozens of nasty weevils ran out! I assume they're weevils - but they honestly looked more like fleas only with longer legs. EW YUCK. For about 10 seconds, the Evil Jody in my head was very persuasive... "Oh well, they'll die in the hot water. You can still eat it, you can you can..." But then Good Jody managed to wrestle the microphone away from her, and firmly declared it to be a bad and possibly deranged idea.
So I just had sauce for dinner. Ah boo.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
Two Horses and Two Tigers
1. It's taken me a while to notice, but Taipei doesn't seem to have any stupid-ass boy racers! And no drunken teenagers either - probably because the poor kids are in school until 9pm every night and Saturday mornings as well...
2. There's a horrible sulphur smell coming out of all the storm drains today. Should I worry?
3. The taxi drivers in the city are mostly from outside of Taipei. They come here during the week, and work ALL the time, then go home on the weekend. They sleep in their cars, mostly under bridges or in the few pockets of semi-rural areas still remaining in the outskirts of the city. You have to keep an eye on your driver if you take a cab anywhere, in case he falls asleep!
4. All the bread here is sweet. It's awful. And you don't even want to know how many "treats" they can make out of red beans and rice. Blurggghh.
5. In Chinese, the answer to "how are you?" (assuming that the answer is going to be 'so-so' or 'ok' or something) translates into English as "two horses and two tigers". That's definitely how I feel some days?!!?
Anyway, better go. I need some dinner. Hope you are all feeling two horses and two tigers at the very least!
2. There's a horrible sulphur smell coming out of all the storm drains today. Should I worry?
3. The taxi drivers in the city are mostly from outside of Taipei. They come here during the week, and work ALL the time, then go home on the weekend. They sleep in their cars, mostly under bridges or in the few pockets of semi-rural areas still remaining in the outskirts of the city. You have to keep an eye on your driver if you take a cab anywhere, in case he falls asleep!
4. All the bread here is sweet. It's awful. And you don't even want to know how many "treats" they can make out of red beans and rice. Blurggghh.
5. In Chinese, the answer to "how are you?" (assuming that the answer is going to be 'so-so' or 'ok' or something) translates into English as "two horses and two tigers". That's definitely how I feel some days?!!?
Anyway, better go. I need some dinner. Hope you are all feeling two horses and two tigers at the very least!
Thursday, October 11, 2007
10-10
So, yesterday was Taiwan's national day. They just call it "double ten" day, so for a while I was very amused and thought they had made it a holiday simply because it's the 10th of October and it's a double ten. I wouldn't put it past them - it's really hard to get a cellphone number here that does NOT contain the number 4, because 4 is very unlucky and all the 4-free numbers have already been taken. The colour white is also bad. And also making any large business decisions during Ghost Month. And leaving your chopsticks in your rice.
Anyhooooo, I celebrated by going shopping with Sanchia at Taipei 101. I am pleased to announce that I have lost SO much weight, I now fit nicely into the largest size trousers available in Taiwan... Joy.
Anyhooooo, I celebrated by going shopping with Sanchia at Taipei 101. I am pleased to announce that I have lost SO much weight, I now fit nicely into the largest size trousers available in Taiwan... Joy.
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Who farted?
Hard to tell with all this wind. The typhoon is much more impressive than the last one! Alex has taped up the windows, and the building management team has sandbagged the entrance. Funny. I don't think we will drown though - we're on the 18th floor.
I hope my little house is ok. And by that I really mean my quilt, since I don't much care about anything else.
I hope my little house is ok. And by that I really mean my quilt, since I don't much care about anything else.
Oddness
Did you guys know that in Taiwan it's 1996? On the up-side, I'm 20 again. On the down-side, nobody told my boobs.
Friday, October 5, 2007
Taiwan Day III
So, things are a bit calmer now! I have 16 hours work a week, with more coming as I get used to how things work in the kids and adults departments. I've also got a few leads on possible private students (shhh - not entirely legal...) so I think I will be ok.
It will a lean few weeks though.
I still think Kojen stinks for the way they handled this, but as everyone very annoyingly keeps pointing out "this is Taiwan".
I've just told my kids that I'm not their teacher any more, and to my absolute delight, one cried! Hah. In your face everybody. The rest just looked a bit confused, so I made up for it by crying lots on their behalf.
It will a lean few weeks though.
I still think Kojen stinks for the way they handled this, but as everyone very annoyingly keeps pointing out "this is Taiwan".
I've just told my kids that I'm not their teacher any more, and to my absolute delight, one cried! Hah. In your face everybody. The rest just looked a bit confused, so I made up for it by crying lots on their behalf.
Thursday, October 4, 2007
What's Next?
So, I have just finished observing my first kids class. It was ok I suppose, but I am still really angry about everything. So far there is no word from Head Office on if they intend to honour the terms of our contract.
I start work on Monday with kids classes, they're all in the afternoon and evenings, they expect me to work on Saturdays. Tomorrow is my first pay day in almost 2 months, but boy has the shine been taken off THAT.
I am also really upset about leaving my baby class tomorrow - I had to write goodbye notes to their parents today, and then I had to sit down with the teacher who is taking over, and explain to him all about the students and their personalities. It's quite amazing how much I know about them in just 5 weeks, with a major language barrier.
I am feeling very very very very low.
I start work on Monday with kids classes, they're all in the afternoon and evenings, they expect me to work on Saturdays. Tomorrow is my first pay day in almost 2 months, but boy has the shine been taken off THAT.
I am also really upset about leaving my baby class tomorrow - I had to write goodbye notes to their parents today, and then I had to sit down with the teacher who is taking over, and explain to him all about the students and their personalities. It's quite amazing how much I know about them in just 5 weeks, with a major language barrier.
I am feeling very very very very low.
Taiwan Day II
So, not much else to say on the situation yet. Thanks for all the emails you guys have sent me! I've been given some kids classes instead, but only 14 hours a week. And I can't live on that. From my perspective, I have a contract guaranteeing me 22 hours a week no matter what I work, so it should be ok.
From Kojen's perspective, the contract we signed doesn't suit them any more so they can do whatever they like and I have to put up and shut up.
Does that sound like something I would do?
No.
From Kojen's perspective, the contract we signed doesn't suit them any more so they can do whatever they like and I have to put up and shut up.
Does that sound like something I would do?
No.
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Taiwan Day
For those of you who haven't lived overseas, this is a day where the country you're living in (not necessarily Taiwan, I'm sure you understand...) just gives you a nice big kick right in the head.
I finished class today, was called into the office to talk to my director, and told that I am effectively redundant, effective immediately. WHAT THE FUCK, TAIWAN?
I'm not totally without employment or anything, I just don't work in the preschool any more. Which really annoys me because I was only just finding my feet. And now they're trying to load me up with night classes and Saturday classes teaching older kids, instead of my 9-4 number. I am not impressed.
Can't blog any more - I have to write up a pros and cons list, and arrange my face into a suitably grim aspect before my next meeting.
Note for the internet: the head of Kojen is a stupid wanker. I'm talking to you, Mr. Ho.
I finished class today, was called into the office to talk to my director, and told that I am effectively redundant, effective immediately. WHAT THE FUCK, TAIWAN?
I'm not totally without employment or anything, I just don't work in the preschool any more. Which really annoys me because I was only just finding my feet. And now they're trying to load me up with night classes and Saturday classes teaching older kids, instead of my 9-4 number. I am not impressed.
Can't blog any more - I have to write up a pros and cons list, and arrange my face into a suitably grim aspect before my next meeting.
Note for the internet: the head of Kojen is a stupid wanker. I'm talking to you, Mr. Ho.
Monday, October 1, 2007
Oh Dear...
I know you will all really want to know this. My stomach is not being nice to me this week, and neither is the other end. Oh dear.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Ticking Along
We've just had a 4 day weekend, for the moon festival. Not quite sure why this is such a big deal, but was fully willing to embrace the holiday! Unfortunately, Taiwan is very big on being a slave to your job, so to make up for the sinfulness of having a long weekend, EVERYONE has to work this Saturday. What a gyp.
Anyway, I'm fine. Work is work - the new girl threw up all over herself, and screamed all day. Delightful.
My suitcase has finally arrived! I'd really really missed all that stuff, most of which I had forgotten I'd packed. Sanchia and Alex like my quilt, so that's nice. I am resisting the urge to promise to make them their own. They're plying me with wine. It won't work! It won't work!
Anyway, I'm fine. Work is work - the new girl threw up all over herself, and screamed all day. Delightful.
My suitcase has finally arrived! I'd really really missed all that stuff, most of which I had forgotten I'd packed. Sanchia and Alex like my quilt, so that's nice. I am resisting the urge to promise to make them their own. They're plying me with wine. It won't work! It won't work!
Thursday, September 20, 2007
1 Month
It's my 1 month anniverary of arriving in Taiwan. It's gone pretty fast I think. Except for getting my ID, getting paid, and getting furniture. That's all been bloody torturously slow.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Typhoon
Hee hee! Typhoon holidays are fine by me. A whole day off, just because it's raining a little tiny bit? Not even up to Wellington standards, but who am I to judge? Obviously the people here think this weather is SO FRIGHTENING...
I have spent all day watching TV shows downloaded off the net and drinking. When is the Monsoon Season, exactly?
I have spent all day watching TV shows downloaded off the net and drinking. When is the Monsoon Season, exactly?
My Kids
Here they are. Aren't they cute? We are wearing crowns because we were learning about the letter C. It's a slow process...
Smore Photos
This is my "kitchen" from the front door.
This is from the kitchen, looking back at the front door.
View to the South-West from the roof of my building. You can kind of see Taipei 101 in the distance.
View to the North.
View to the East.
Monday, September 17, 2007
Huddled Masses
Taipei is in the grips of a typhoon apparently. I would call it "day in Wellington on which one might want an umbrella". Yep, it's not even windy enough to rule out a brolly. However, I am giving them the benefit of the doubt that it might pick up tomorrow.
Funny though - I packed a bag and trekked into town to stay with Sanchia, and there is NOBODY on the streets except for people with bags who are obviously going to stay elsewhere as well. Anyway, will keep you posted.
Funny though - I packed a bag and trekked into town to stay with Sanchia, and there is NOBODY on the streets except for people with bags who are obviously going to stay elsewhere as well. Anyway, will keep you posted.
Taiwan Moments...
Yesterday, I went to buy a fridge from this big "everything" sort of store - kind of like Briscoes or the Warehouse, only you can buy groceries too. Anyway, I got myself sorted and then tried to leave. The freaking exit signs, as far as I could tell, just pointed back on each other. Finally I made it out, only to walk straight into the middle of a wedding reception!!
So bizarre. Who the hell gets married next door to the Warehouse?
So bizarre. Who the hell gets married next door to the Warehouse?
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Piccies
My room. From my bed, looking towards the stairs and my weird little bathroom.
This is the FIRE HOSE in my bedroom. Yes, you read correctly...
View from David and Alex's apartment, which I think is looking at one of the universities.
Take note boys - this is the key to reproductive success.
We saw this at a museum. It's a display explaining how they reproduced a cast of an early Taiwanese native from a skeleton. What the hell they were thinking with the last installation, I have no idea.
This is the FIRE HOSE in my bedroom. Yes, you read correctly...
View from David and Alex's apartment, which I think is looking at one of the universities.
Take note boys - this is the key to reproductive success.
We saw this at a museum. It's a display explaining how they reproduced a cast of an early Taiwanese native from a skeleton. What the hell they were thinking with the last installation, I have no idea.
Oh Puter, I Love You
My laptop is so awesome. Thanks to James. Without James it would suck. But he's set it up perfectly, downloaded something super-cool that means I never ever see ads on the net EVER, found some swishy programme that lets me transfer files from my ipod to itunes without having to have the CDs, and secretly I may or may not also have rather a lot of unnamed TV shows to keep me entertained, all ready to go. Hooray!
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
The Kids
Yeah, ok they are cute and all. But WHY would anyone want one? If you have a 3 year old, you should know that they talk when they're peeing by turning their whole body around and peeing all over the floor. And they don't wipe. And they DO wipe their noses, but only on their clothes. They think nothing of sneezing on each other's toothbrushes. And their fingers are only on the ends of their hands in order to dig around in their noses.
Exploring
I went and checked out the roof of my building last night. It was nice to be outside, and I can see for miles around. Note to anyone who plans to visit me - it's always always nice and warm here. You won't even need a cardie.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Scooter Tales II
Yesterday I took my life into my hands and rode a scooter into the city with my neighbour Rachel. It was terrifying, and I have hurt my hands by gripping too tight to the back handle. No way am I doing that again. People are nuts on the roads here - it's not so much a transportation aid, as a bumper-car track. There seem to be road rules, but nobody obeys them.
Saturday, September 8, 2007
Scooter Tales
I saw this guy the other day, on a scooter, on the MOTORWAY, with one hand on the accelerator and the other arm around a teeny tiny baby. Like, about 3 months old. I was appalled.
Friday, September 7, 2007
The kitchen has a life of its own...
I bought a kettle. It was cheap, and it is rather alarming! I try to keep out of its way when it is almost boiled...
Last night I decided to clean my kitchen before putting away my meagre groceries. I unscrewed the little extractor fan thingees over the gas elements, and to my horror, both were holding about half an inch of sticky grease, and one had a dead cockroach preserved in it. It took me 2 hours of hot water and soap to get them even vaguely clean, and I had to throw out the sponge. EWWWWWWWWWW!
Then I juiced up my ipod and warmed up the place with a couple of hours of truly atrocious dancing and singing.
Last night I decided to clean my kitchen before putting away my meagre groceries. I unscrewed the little extractor fan thingees over the gas elements, and to my horror, both were holding about half an inch of sticky grease, and one had a dead cockroach preserved in it. It took me 2 hours of hot water and soap to get them even vaguely clean, and I had to throw out the sponge. EWWWWWWWWWW!
Then I juiced up my ipod and warmed up the place with a couple of hours of truly atrocious dancing and singing.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
My Birthday
Hey everyone - thanks for remembering my birthday yesterday! And without my 90 day countdown too...
I had a pretty good day - a bit of work, a nap, and then I went out for dinner with Alex and David, Alex and James, Sanchia and Cueba. We had Mexican, believe it or not. Got some awesome presents as well.
Today at school we have the combined birthday party for September, so I believe I get cake and coffee. Sounds GOOOOOOOD...
I had a pretty good day - a bit of work, a nap, and then I went out for dinner with Alex and David, Alex and James, Sanchia and Cueba. We had Mexican, believe it or not. Got some awesome presents as well.
Today at school we have the combined birthday party for September, so I believe I get cake and coffee. Sounds GOOOOOOOD...
Monday, September 3, 2007
First Day
So, I survived my first day of classes by myself. Man, I sucked. I can't dance for shit, nobody knows or cares about my extollations of the letter A, and my Chinese Teacher informed me that I don't get the teacher's chair any more, I have to sit on the floor.
I told on her and got it back by lunch time. In your face!!
I should have worked my way around the world as a sandwich board freak. I'm way more qualified for it.
I told on her and got it back by lunch time. In your face!!
I should have worked my way around the world as a sandwich board freak. I'm way more qualified for it.
Sunday, September 2, 2007
The weather is nasty
Take an umbrella out today folks, because the flying pigs might shit on your head.
It turns out that I cannot hold my drink in Taiwan! Apparently it's something to do with the heat and how much more dehydrated you get. I had 4 drinks on Friday night and it's been years since I felt so bloody awful the next morning.
I am going to have to be a 1-beer loser.
It turns out that I cannot hold my drink in Taiwan! Apparently it's something to do with the heat and how much more dehydrated you get. I had 4 drinks on Friday night and it's been years since I felt so bloody awful the next morning.
I am going to have to be a 1-beer loser.
Saturday, September 1, 2007
Abode
Huzzah! I am no longer homeless. I sign a lease on Tuesday for my very own teeny weeny flat in Nei Hu, which is kind of North-East of the city centre and over the river, and a 10 minute walk from work. You guys should see this place. It's miniscule, and the ceilings are only about 6 inches above my head. I have a little kitchen, a living room that will only take 1 couch I should think, and a downstairs bedroom with an en suite where you have to take the loo paper out to have a shower because it's basically over the toilet.
There are all sorts of built in cabinets though, and beautiful wooden floors, and it comes with a bed. One of the other teachers lives 2 doors along on the same floor, and it's on a quiet little street that really reminded me of Italy. I am so excited!!!
And I'll be able to move in the day before my birthday. Perfect.
There are all sorts of built in cabinets though, and beautiful wooden floors, and it comes with a bed. One of the other teachers lives 2 doors along on the same floor, and it's on a quiet little street that really reminded me of Italy. I am so excited!!!
And I'll be able to move in the day before my birthday. Perfect.
What do you do at night?
I had my first classling yesterday. Just for 20 minutes. I was supposed to introduce them to the concept of night and day. Didn't go brilliantly I have to say - I got a lot of solemn and blank little faces! Until I pretended to be a sleeping bear getting into bed, with bear snoring. That was a huge hit...
Nobody wet their pants, but someone did throw up. Sigh. It was pink and foamy and he also managed to stand in it.
Nobody wet their pants, but someone did throw up. Sigh. It was pink and foamy and he also managed to stand in it.
Friday, August 31, 2007
House Hunting
It's exhausting I tells ya. I never know where the hell I am, and hardly anyone speaks English well enough to talk to me in complete sentences about complex subjects. However, my school has been amazing, and my Academic Director seems more than happy to drop whatever she's doing and call these places for me.
I went to this crazy place yesterday - a gated community in effect. It was huge, it had 3 levels of security gates (as in, a guard and a barrier arm and you have to state your business) and its own mini shopping area. There had to be 4,000 people living there. The apartments were no good, but it was still interesting to see the place.
I went to this crazy place yesterday - a gated community in effect. It was huge, it had 3 levels of security gates (as in, a guard and a barrier arm and you have to state your business) and its own mini shopping area. There had to be 4,000 people living there. The apartments were no good, but it was still interesting to see the place.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Today is THURSDAY it is CLOUDY
I am at school today (and every day). The kiddies are asleep in their little sleeping bags right now, and I am full of pizza... They are really rowdy today, I think because we have a new kid. He's like an ADD Mexican Jumping Bean, and he's winding up the others. Soon I shall squash all joy out of his life and he will be a drone like the rest. Mwa ha ha!!!
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Getting around, getting better
I've figured out how to cut my travel time to work in half (with extensive help from David) and I went to see a flat today. It's all coming together nicely... Hmm. I think I promised funny stories about my adventures.
To be honest, nothing particularly side-splitting has happened yet. I think the little running man on the pedestrian crossings is hilarious, but as you know I am half deranged on my father's side...
The only thing I can think of to write about, is the bloody marvellous public transport system in Taipei. The MRT (think that stands for Mass Rapid Transport system) is fantastic. You get a card from any 7-11, which seem to be on every second corner here, and you load it up with credit. You swipe it as you enter the MRT station, you get on, and when you get off you swipe again. The computer chip remembers where you got on, and deducts the correct fare! And you can use them on the buses as well. I am so impressed I can hardly stop going on about it. Why the hell does NZ have surly bus drivers with hole punchers???? If they had a super-cool system like this one, the buses might actually run on time. What a novelty that would be.
Anyway, I think it rocks.
To be honest, nothing particularly side-splitting has happened yet. I think the little running man on the pedestrian crossings is hilarious, but as you know I am half deranged on my father's side...
The only thing I can think of to write about, is the bloody marvellous public transport system in Taipei. The MRT (think that stands for Mass Rapid Transport system) is fantastic. You get a card from any 7-11, which seem to be on every second corner here, and you load it up with credit. You swipe it as you enter the MRT station, you get on, and when you get off you swipe again. The computer chip remembers where you got on, and deducts the correct fare! And you can use them on the buses as well. I am so impressed I can hardly stop going on about it. Why the hell does NZ have surly bus drivers with hole punchers???? If they had a super-cool system like this one, the buses might actually run on time. What a novelty that would be.
Anyway, I think it rocks.
Friday, August 24, 2007
Fairy Class
Yep, that's my class name. I think you know I didn't pick it. I have 7 kids at the moment, but after the summer is over I will lose 2 of them and gain another 3.
They're pretty cool - there's been some wetting of pants (despite the bathroom breaks being every 15 minutes, I kid you NOT) and a couple of severe tellings off. Mostly though, they're really cute and very well-behaved and they call me Teacher Jody. Their substitute teacher for the last few weeks is called Caroline, and she's so much better than I will ever be, it's kind of depressing. However, I'll press on. I wish I could take pictures of them to post, but I'm not sure if that would be ok with the parents. Will have to check...
Today was the first day that I did NOT get lost! Hooray for me.
They're pretty cool - there's been some wetting of pants (despite the bathroom breaks being every 15 minutes, I kid you NOT) and a couple of severe tellings off. Mostly though, they're really cute and very well-behaved and they call me Teacher Jody. Their substitute teacher for the last few weeks is called Caroline, and she's so much better than I will ever be, it's kind of depressing. However, I'll press on. I wish I could take pictures of them to post, but I'm not sure if that would be ok with the parents. Will have to check...
Today was the first day that I did NOT get lost! Hooray for me.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
In Which Jody Does Quite Well For Herself
I'm having so much fun! Went to a baby shower for Alex on my first night, which was nice plus I got to meet a bunch of other ex-pats. Most of them seem to do foreign affairs stuff, but a couple have taught English so I got a few tips from them.
Then I went back to my (now that I think about it) totally horrid apartment. The big debate of the evening was whether I should attempt to sleep with the air conditioning off (inviting certain death by steaming) or leave it on and probably not sleep because it was so noisy. I went with option B, and the jetlag made me snooze reasonably well. However, I have taken up the very kind offer extended by Alex and David, and I'm hiding out in their spare room for a while. It's heaven.
Next day, I took a taxi to Kojen HQ and filled out about a million forms before being whisked off to the hospital. I tell you - these Taiwanese don't fuck around when it comes to medicals! I was totally checked in 15 minutes flat, including chest x-ray, blood sample, and all the usual bits and bobs. To my relief, there was no invasive check (IF you know what I mean...) and no peeing in a cup.
I found a buffet vegetarian place for lunch which had lots of fake meat products. Highly suspicious, so I stuck to the things I could recognise. 'Twas delicious.
Today I went to my school, saw some of my kiddies (SOO bloody cute you would just die), met some other teachers, and then came back into town. When it promptly bucketed with more rain than I have ever seen in my life. It was great! I bought an umbrella.
And a cellphone. As soon as I figure out how to make it not be in Chinese, I'll let you know.
Anyway, overall impressions so far? I LOVE it here. The city is reasonably clean, there's no rubbish that I have seen, no beggars and not too many stray animals. The people are friendly, and I feel really really safe. I'm not sure quite how to put it, but there just isn't any agression in the air. Think drunk idiots on Courtenay Place - that kind of atmosphere. Here, everyone is just doing their thing and letting you do yours. It's great. The public transport is brilliant, the streets are set out in a way that makes sense logically, and there are little parks everywhere. Hooray for Taiwan!
Then I went back to my (now that I think about it) totally horrid apartment. The big debate of the evening was whether I should attempt to sleep with the air conditioning off (inviting certain death by steaming) or leave it on and probably not sleep because it was so noisy. I went with option B, and the jetlag made me snooze reasonably well. However, I have taken up the very kind offer extended by Alex and David, and I'm hiding out in their spare room for a while. It's heaven.
Next day, I took a taxi to Kojen HQ and filled out about a million forms before being whisked off to the hospital. I tell you - these Taiwanese don't fuck around when it comes to medicals! I was totally checked in 15 minutes flat, including chest x-ray, blood sample, and all the usual bits and bobs. To my relief, there was no invasive check (IF you know what I mean...) and no peeing in a cup.
I found a buffet vegetarian place for lunch which had lots of fake meat products. Highly suspicious, so I stuck to the things I could recognise. 'Twas delicious.
Today I went to my school, saw some of my kiddies (SOO bloody cute you would just die), met some other teachers, and then came back into town. When it promptly bucketed with more rain than I have ever seen in my life. It was great! I bought an umbrella.
And a cellphone. As soon as I figure out how to make it not be in Chinese, I'll let you know.
Anyway, overall impressions so far? I LOVE it here. The city is reasonably clean, there's no rubbish that I have seen, no beggars and not too many stray animals. The people are friendly, and I feel really really safe. I'm not sure quite how to put it, but there just isn't any agression in the air. Think drunk idiots on Courtenay Place - that kind of atmosphere. Here, everyone is just doing their thing and letting you do yours. It's great. The public transport is brilliant, the streets are set out in a way that makes sense logically, and there are little parks everywhere. Hooray for Taiwan!
Monday, August 20, 2007
I'm here
Hey everyone
Well, I've made it to Taiwan. Got in about 2 hours ago. So far, I've seen a fabulous handbag that had printed on the side "I love my hysterical glamour" (don't we all?) and I've had a shower. The place I'm staying is reasonably grotty, but I'll live. It's got airconditioning in the bedrooms, so that's ok. I was going to take a picture of the view to post, but it's pretty meh. I'll take one of wherever I end up living.
I'm over at Alex and David's, and it's SOOOOO much nicer than my pad! Ah boo. At least they let me in, AND let me use their computer. Hooray for friends...
Anyway, nothing else to report thus far. My grasp of Chinese pronunciation is as crap as we all anticipated, so currently I am exploiting the "helpless but charming big white girl" routine. Works a treat.
Jody xxx
Well, I've made it to Taiwan. Got in about 2 hours ago. So far, I've seen a fabulous handbag that had printed on the side "I love my hysterical glamour" (don't we all?) and I've had a shower. The place I'm staying is reasonably grotty, but I'll live. It's got airconditioning in the bedrooms, so that's ok. I was going to take a picture of the view to post, but it's pretty meh. I'll take one of wherever I end up living.
I'm over at Alex and David's, and it's SOOOOO much nicer than my pad! Ah boo. At least they let me in, AND let me use their computer. Hooray for friends...
Anyway, nothing else to report thus far. My grasp of Chinese pronunciation is as crap as we all anticipated, so currently I am exploiting the "helpless but charming big white girl" routine. Works a treat.
Jody xxx
Monday, July 30, 2007
tick tick tick
I'm totally addicted to Facebook. I have an aquarium for pete's sake! And a pet wallaby that needs petting and feeding. How did this happen? Oh yeah, that's right... I'm not actually doing anything, I'm just wasting time until I can leave!
Nothing much to report. I've sold my bed and I'm going to rummage through all my clothes tonight to see what I want to get rid of.
Nothing much to report. I've sold my bed and I'm going to rummage through all my clothes tonight to see what I want to get rid of.
Sunday, July 8, 2007
The World is Cruel
The second I am on holiday I get sick?? What is up with that? I shake my fist at you, cruel fate.
So, I almost missed the plane getting down to Nelson because I didn't really know the time it was leaving and for some reason just made it up instead. And I wasn't right. Kosal and I were just settling down for a bit of time-killing watching planes land (having scared off the two NAKED people who were getting it on in their car right under the freaking control tower!) when I realised I in fact had 4 minutes to get to the airport.
Made the plane; my bag didn't. Sigh.
So, I almost missed the plane getting down to Nelson because I didn't really know the time it was leaving and for some reason just made it up instead. And I wasn't right. Kosal and I were just settling down for a bit of time-killing watching planes land (having scared off the two NAKED people who were getting it on in their car right under the freaking control tower!) when I realised I in fact had 4 minutes to get to the airport.
Made the plane; my bag didn't. Sigh.
Friday, July 6, 2007
Quitty Quitty Quit Quit
Handed in my resignation this morning. Man, it felt pretty damn good. And now lots of people are telling me they're sorry I'm going, so I'm feeling the love.
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Vodka
It's such a blessing, isn't it? Without vodka and tonic and lime and company (thanks Jamie, for your admirable lack of work ethic) I would go mad.
I'm a step closer to my Taiwan adventure - I've contacted my superannuation people, and requested my voluntary payments back. Which means a little more grease for the wheels! What possessed me to embark on this voyage with absolutely NO money?
I'm a step closer to my Taiwan adventure - I've contacted my superannuation people, and requested my voluntary payments back. Which means a little more grease for the wheels! What possessed me to embark on this voyage with absolutely NO money?
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Taipei - which is where I'm going
Hey, check this out! What a spooky-assed picture. That big pointy thing in the middle is called Taipei 101 (because of the 101 floors) and I think it's still the tallest building in the world. Bigger than that twin tower thing in KL, and I really like that it kind of looks like a palm trunk. Only without the leaves.
Maybe you can see my new house from here, maybe you can't...
Maybe you can see my new house from here, maybe you can't...
Musings
Finally, something to do at work! And it has the added bonus of being computer based, so The Ginger Weasel (aka my boss) is fooled into thinking I am doing something. Nothing makes the little bastard happier than seeing me sitting at my desk, ostensibly waiting for him to bestow life affirming tasks upon me. If only he knew that 99% of my average working day is email, surfing, and planning my sweet escape.
Oh crap, according to the title I should be musing on something... It's amazing - I talk all kinds of bollocks all hours of the day, but the minute I have an (admittedly small) audience, I clam up. I'd like to tell you guys that I ponder the mysteries of the universe, or what my opinion will be on any given political situation, but actually I was just sitting here hoping that my new undies won't be the kind that my bum likes to munch on.
Life is exciting, is it not?
Oh crap, according to the title I should be musing on something... It's amazing - I talk all kinds of bollocks all hours of the day, but the minute I have an (admittedly small) audience, I clam up. I'd like to tell you guys that I ponder the mysteries of the universe, or what my opinion will be on any given political situation, but actually I was just sitting here hoping that my new undies won't be the kind that my bum likes to munch on.
Life is exciting, is it not?
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Debut
Good god, how did I get to this point? I'm barely able to use my cellphone, and I have a blog?? I guess even a blind squirrel gets a nut now and then.
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