Damn Americans and their bully-tactic cultural imperatives! Or something like that. Taiwan is gripped by Halloween fever. And since I teach the retarded - whoops, I mean CHILDREN... I have to bloody well dress up in some stupid costume, and take the little basta... whoops, I mean darlings (my spelling is atrocious today!) around other classrooms to beg for highly processed sugar infested treats.
What an inspired idea. Let's pump them full of MSG, saturated fat, complex sugars and food colouring. Then let's try to teach them English.
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