Okay, who was it? Who put the weirdo magnet in my bag? It's not funny. That smelly man on the T who was yelling at me and gesticulating wildly with his Dunkin' Donuts coffee cup could have been dangerous, and I could have fallen over on the icy paths in my attempt to be out of sight as soon as possible since (of course) he got off at my stop.
If the manufacturers of The Weirdo Magnet (now with 20% more loser attraction!) also make The Hot Single Man Magnet, could I please have one for my birthday?
Thank you.
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